does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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