You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I wear drunk well.
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