So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
