dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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