I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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