The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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