therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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