True but thats because hes a fetus.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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