Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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