he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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