She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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