One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You're like the curious george of whores
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
