I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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