I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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