Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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