I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Less talking, more tequila
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Randomize
