drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize