Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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