Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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