you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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