You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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