I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
im calling her cock vulture from now on
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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