i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
As shirtless as possible
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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