I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I came so hard my ears popped.
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