she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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