awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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