is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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