Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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