i would punch a child for taco bell
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Randomize
