No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
