you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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