Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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