honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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