I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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