Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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