I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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