your room smells of hookers.
And success
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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