Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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