i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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