Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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