Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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