I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
