this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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