He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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