He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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