Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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