when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I cockslap morals
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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