I don't think brook has ever known best
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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