Apparently you make a good broom.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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