Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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