So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Terrible idea I love it
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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