And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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