He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
it's like iHOP with fire
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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