I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
