This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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