hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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